Thursday, April 26, 2007

Cows, man! They're FUNNY!

Funnier than chickens even!
In fact, the cow is the new chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road?
(hahaha!)

I have been well aware of the cow-funnier-than-chicken phenomenon for quite a bit and now the world has caught on.

Seen the somewhat recent Orbit White ad? Excuse me while I roll about on the floor laughing.
Focus on: cow
"In the before due to yellow teeths our volunteer was too much unpopular."
Doctor gives cow Orbit White.
"Now due to white teeths she is getting too much marriage proposal"
Cow looks happy.
Doc shows viewers pictures of cow's new found prospects.
Focus on: Picture of bull with punk hair do.
"See the haaaaaandsome!"

Picks out picture of particular prospect.
Shows earnestly to cow.
"See Aufrican Black bull. Fully vaccinated."

Catchline:
Orbit White... It's VURKING!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ha ha!
The doctor's english has worsened.
Its FUNNY! And its VURKING!

Watch it, watch it!



Check this out: A forward I got from GS (her rays reach everywhere, they do) that had me laughing. The Japanese one is the best.

*TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

*INDIAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You worship them.

* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by
the world.

*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & say that naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.

*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

*ITALIAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

*SWISS ECONOMICS *
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

*JAPANESE ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon
and market them worldwide.

*CHINESE ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and
arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

*RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka


Hahahahaha!
Cows man, I'm telling you. They're in
.

2 comments:

The Water Rat said...

You see this only in India :)

MM said...

The worshipping cows thing? :)

Isnt the Japanese one funny though? Cowkimon! Hahaha, how cute is that? :D